Newspaper article The Observer (Gladstone, Australia)

If You Dare to Bare and Ride a Bike Be Prepared for Raw Deal

Newspaper article The Observer (Gladstone, Australia)

If You Dare to Bare and Ride a Bike Be Prepared for Raw Deal

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LAST Saturday was World Naked Bike Ride Day.

And I have to admit I was a tad disappointed with the extremely low turnout; basically me, and some old bloke with a camera who was muttering something about needing a much bigger zoom lens.

Honestly, ICOve seen better attendance at the Apathy Club AGM.

So after hanging out for a while, I decided to call the whole thing off and pedal home. And on the way, to help take my mind off the hooting and catcalls of passing gawkers, I thought up a list of must-doCOs for anyone wishing to join me in next yearCOs nude cycling event.

1. YouCOre going to need sunscreen. Lots of it. And you will need to apply it to places you donCOt normally slap it onto. Tip: avoid spilling lotion on your bike seat; youCOll find out why when it happens.

2. DonCOt speed while riding unclothed. Gravel rash on certain body parts takes a ridiculously long time to heal. DonCOt ask me how I know. Just take my word for it.

3. …

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