Newspaper article The Northern Star (Lismore, Australia)

He's Back, Ball-Gazing

Newspaper article The Northern Star (Lismore, Australia)

He's Back, Ball-Gazing

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MY very good but very old friend and retired crystal ball gazer, Swami Layaboutalotta, has decided that the pension pittance he gets every two weeks is not enough to keep him in the luxury to which he is accustomed in his bush camp in the hills behind Mullumbimby, so he has put himself back on the open market for paid consultations, which he will declare, of course, to his Centrelink masters.

For a, ahem, reasonable remuneration, he will gaze into his freshly hand-blown G3 crystal ball and give anyone gullible enough to hand over some readies, a glimpse into the year before them.

But he needs the world to know he is back, which is why he came to me and why I'm telling you. His last public outing was at the start of 2006 and like the years before that when I called on his talents, his predictions, although fearless, had a failure rate described as spectacular.

I remember that back in '06 he predicted the good people of Ocean Shores finally would get some quality sports fields for their kids to play on. …

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