Newspaper article Evening Gazette (Middlesbrough, England)

Have You Heard the One [...]; Slainte! MARION MCMULLEN Lifts a Glass to St Patrick's Day (March 17) with Some Comedy Gems from the Emerald Isle's Top Comics

Newspaper article Evening Gazette (Middlesbrough, England)

Have You Heard the One [...]; Slainte! MARION MCMULLEN Lifts a Glass to St Patrick's Day (March 17) with Some Comedy Gems from the Emerald Isle's Top Comics

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Byline: MARION MCMULLEN

Have you heard the one about ...? "Catholicism is the most adhesive religion in the world. If you joined the Taliban, you'd merely be regarded as a bad Catholic." Dara O'Briain.

Can we be friends? "Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat."

Dave Allen.

Is money everything? "I spent a long time working in restaurants and making no money. It was very characterbuilding, but I think it could have been built in a shorter time."

Graham Norton Who is in the driving seat? "I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?" Dylan Moran.

How do you solve the world's problems? "Every country in the world owes money, but to who? Who does everybody in the world owe money to? And why don't we just kill the b*stard and relax?" Tommy Tiernan.

It's a fair cop. "You know city-centre beat officers... well, are they police who rap?" Sean Hughes. …

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