Newspaper article The Evening Standard (London, England)

Football? What Football?

Newspaper article The Evening Standard (London, England)

Football? What Football?

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Black Books Tonight, London Live, 9pm There are three things every guest is expected to bring to a dinner party: a bottle, conversation and a member of the emergency services in case any urgent situation develops with the pate. Tonight Bernard (Dylan Moran, right) only brings one of these to the table, which must be why his hosts are so furious. The poor policewoman he brings is even wearing her best radio-holder and the hosts don't compliment her on it. There's bad manners.

Born in the Wild Sunday, Channel 4, 8pm A money-saving tip for Channel 4: for the next series of One Born Every Minute, film kangaroos giving birth they do it twice, so you'd end up with double the footage for the same budget. That's not the only odd part of kangaroo reproduction, as the females have three vaginas, the males a forked penis, and both sexes a pouch where they keep tobacco to smoke after mating.

Wallander Saturday, BBC4, 9pm A warm reception is what convicted arsonist Tommy doesn't receive on his release, and he's barely made to feel welcome by his brother-in-law when his sister invites him to stay at their farm. …

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