Newspaper article The Queensland Times (Ipswich, Australia)

Opposition Leader Needs to Get Tough on Tony; Shorten Short on Ammo in Debate

Newspaper article The Queensland Times (Ipswich, Australia)

Opposition Leader Needs to Get Tough on Tony; Shorten Short on Ammo in Debate

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FORGET toothless tigers - the dribbling gums of my old dentally-challenged house cat packed more bite than the current Australian Labor Party.

The adorable little idiot was named Nut (don't ask) and she was a delightful furball in her day, albeit a perpetually-whining narcissist.

But ever since the mystery accident that snapped all four of her fangs at the base, Nut's innate knack for tyrannising the local rat and mouse population was severely curtailed.

Eventually she lowered her hunting standards to insect-level, meaning I was besieged by this monstrous and growing rodent population throughout the winter of 2013, while Nut was content to drop dead roaches on my pillow as rent.

This is how I see the Federal ALP - no bite at a time they should have the Coalition on the ropes.

Imagine if Tony Abbott in Opposition discovered Labor had paid people smugglers.

There would be no meek gnashing of gingivitic gums here - he would be at Shorten's throat with a gob full of serrated shark teeth. …

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