Newspaper article Daily Examiner (Grafton, Australia)

Taking a Stand by Taking a Seat

Newspaper article Daily Examiner (Grafton, Australia)

Taking a Stand by Taking a Seat

Article excerpt

GRAPE EXPECTATION

MAX CRUS

AS IF the world isn't hard enough, now there's rules surrounding the national anthem.

Maybe it's like AFLs "holdin-the-ball" rule, only those who've grown up with the code truly appreciate the complexities of this apparently simple rule, albeit with subtleties that can't be codified, yet we all know when enough is enough.

And like AFL, occasionally the rules need a tweak, so too our national anthem. Or should that be "National Anthem"?

It's tricky, and if a nine-year-old girl gets suspended or expelled for not standing, it's probably time for a change, either to the words or the rules, or both.

We all accept the little girl's parents have brainwashed her, but that's what parenting is all about. Your Honour, I call to the stand the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and untold gods, sorry "Gods". No-one gets expelled for believing in them.

But where do we draw the line and should there be the penalty for not toeing it?

Most people stand for the anthem at sporting matches, but you wouldn't stand for it at home, people would think you were weird or voted for Donald Trump.

You might stand at a concert, but not at a cinema.

Aunty Pauline accused the poor kid of being divisive, which I couldn't stand because I nearly fell over backwards, haha...divisive? Pauline, you have just divided the nation into those who love the recent past and those who know the past extends beyond 1950.

You, and the little girl's school have turned a simple Aussie act of protestation or rebellious larrikinism, that disregard for authority, that true Aussie spirit that supposedly we all love more than Vegemite, into a hanging (or at least suspending) offence.

Ned Kelly would turn in his grave.

"For we are young and free..."? Except...and actually, we're pretty old and girt more by laws than sea. …

Search by... Author
Show... All Results Primary Sources Peer-reviewed

Oops!

An unknown error has occurred. Please click the button below to reload the page. If the problem persists, please try again in a little while.