Newspaper article The Florida Times Union

Name That Tune Can You Pick out the Imposters in Our 'Guess the Fake Country Song' Game?

Newspaper article The Florida Times Union

Name That Tune Can You Pick out the Imposters in Our 'Guess the Fake Country Song' Game?

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Byline: Nick Marino, Times-Union music writer

When Kenny Chesney passed through town a couple of weeks ago, we got to thinking how She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy is a great name for a country song. Isn't that just perfect?

Anyhow, we thought it would be fun to dig up some other clever (or outrageous, or just plain dumb) country song titles, mix them up with a bunch of fakes and see if y'all could tell the difference.

So here goes the First Annual (Or Whenever We Get Around To It) Florida Times-Union "Guess The Fake Country Song" Game. We've listed 30 songs -- 15 are fake; 15 are real. After you think you've sniffed out the imposters, see Page C-2 to check your score.

Nick Marino can be reached at (904) 359-4367 or at nmarino@jacksonville. com.

__ 1. How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me?

__ 2. No, You Can't Touch My Hat

__ 3. You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly

__ 4. You Can't Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd

__ 5. She Took My Heart (And My Liver Followed)

__ 6. I Just Started Hatin' Cheatin' Songs Today

__ 7. Round Here, We Don't Put Wasabi on That

__ 8. What Time Do You Have To Be Back To Heaven?

__ 9. That's Why You're Supposed to Neuter 'Em

__ 10. Power of Positive Drinkin'

__ 11. If I Wanted To Watch You Dance (I'd Shoot Bullets At Your Feet)

__ 12. I Bought the Shoes (That Just Walked Out on Me)

__ 13. NASCAR Is Too a Sport

__ 14. It's OK (To Marry Your Cousin)

__ 15. Come On Over (My Timing Belt Needs Work)

__ 16. Baby, That Remote Stays Right Here

__ 17. Truckload of Starvin' Kangaroos

__ 18. If You've Got Ten Minutes, Let's Fall in Love

__ 19. I'd Rather Eat Dust Than Move to Los Angeles

__ 20. May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose

__ 21. Sleeper Hold on Satan

__ 22. The Lawrence Welk-Hee Haw Counter Revolution Polka

__ 23. I Built This Beer Gut (12 Ounces at a Time)

__ 24. Fat, Drunk and Stupid (Is No Way to Go Through Life, Son)

__ 25. …

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