Newspaper article St Louis Post-Dispatch (MO)

John Kruk Quote Machine

Newspaper article St Louis Post-Dispatch (MO)

John Kruk Quote Machine

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On his team's camaraderie: "We have a good time. There are a bunch of idiots here. We have some talent, and we have fun with each other. It's hard to beat."

On his team's lifestyle: "We all attend chapel. Actually, most players here have no idea what day it is. I know we don't. They all seem to blend together."

On the team's fast start: "If you can't come in here and have fun with the way we're playing, we've got to give you a knife and a big plastic bag so you don't get blood on the floor when you slit your throat. If you can't have fun now, you're brain-dead."

On his conditioning: "It doesn't matter if you're skinny, sculpted like a god or fat. Arnold Schwarzenegger sure looks good, but I don't think he could hit the ball real well."

On his personality: "I'm just different. Maybe I should go for some mental health treatment. …

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