Newspaper article The Record (Bergen County, NJ)

The Surprises in Store When Shopping with Dad

Newspaper article The Record (Bergen County, NJ)

The Surprises in Store When Shopping with Dad

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Today's topic: Taking Emilio shopping.


Good question.

Emilio -- my father -- is 86 years old. What does he need? Thanks to, I tend to all his entertainment needs.

"Can you get me that movie with Richard Widmark?"

"Which movie, Dad?"

"You know. With Richard Widmark. The war movie."

I go online. "Halls of Montezuma?" "Down to the Sea in Ships?" "Hell and High Water?"

"No. You know. They're prisoners of war. What's the name of it?"

I shake my head. Finally: "Do you mean 'Stalag 17? With William Holden?"

"Yes!" he replies. "William Holden! 'Stalag 17.' Who did I say?"


My mother buys his food. He doesn't need any more clothes. Or "World's Greatest Grandpa" shirts. Or -- heaven help us -- shoes.

I have three pairs of shoes. My father has 60. I'm not kidding. He has an entire closet filled with nothing but shoes.

Imelda if it's a girl. Emilio if it's a boy.

So, he doesn't need fashion, footwear or food.

In other words: He needs NOTHING.

Still, when I'm visiting, Dad always asks if I want to go shopping with him.

"Shopping for what?"

"Anything. I don't care. Let's get out of the house."

I've never been one of those people who enjoyed shopping -- unless we're talking about food shopping, and even that is a pain.

For Dad, though, shopping is a social event. A change of scenery. An adventure!

Taking my father to a store is like taking a kid to an amusement park. He looks around, wide-eyed. He wanders. He talks to other people. He wants to go on all the rides and bring home a souvenir.

He even dresses up for the occasion. Slacks. Dress shirt. No shoes.

"You have 60 pairs of shoes in the closet," I note, "and you're going to the store in your slippers?"

"Yeah. My feet hurt. Why? Are you embarrassed to be seen with an old man in his slippers?"

"Of course, not," I reply. "Wearing slippers to the store is fine. You want to wear your bathrobe, too? We'll tell everyone you're Vincent 'The Chin' Gigante. If you want, I could even put a pillow under my shirt and go as Fat Tony Salerno."

Next stop: The car.

"Can you do this @#$% thing?" he'll say, fumbling with his seat belt, after climbing into my passenger seat.

Dad's vision is poor, but not gone. …

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