Newspaper article The Topeka Capital-Journal

Americans Need a Sense of Humor

Newspaper article The Topeka Capital-Journal

Americans Need a Sense of Humor

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Before the tryptophan in the turkey induces somnolence, give thanks for living in such an entertaining country. This year, for example, we learned that California's Legislature includes 93 persons who seem never to have had sex. They enacted the "affirmative consent" law directing college administrators to tell students that sexual consent cannot be silence but must be "affirmative, conscious and voluntary agreement" and "ongoing throughout a sexual activity." Claremont McKenna College requires "all" -- not "both," which would discriminate against groups -- participants in a sexual engagement to understand that withdrawal of consent can be any behavior conveying "that an individual is hesitant, confused, uncertain."

A severely moral California high school principal prohibited the football booster club from raising money by selling donated Chick- fil-A meals because this company opposed same-sex marriage. The school superintendent approved the ban because "we value inclusivity and diversity." Up to a point. At a Washington state community college, invitations to a "happy hour" celebrating diversity and combating racism said white people were not invited.

At Broward College near Miami, a conservative who was asking students if they agreed that "big government sucks" was told by a campus security guard that she must take her question to the campus "free-speech area." She got off lightly: The federal government has distributed to local police, including those of some colleges and school districts, more than 600 surplus MRAP (mine-resistant ambush- protected) armored vehicles designed for Iraq and Afghanistan.

The federal government, which has Tomahawk cruise missiles and Apache and Lakota helicopters, used the code name "Geronimo" in the attack that killed Osama bin Laden but objected to the name of the Washington Redskins. The Department of Homeland Security, unsleepingly vigilant, raided a Kansas City shop to stop sales of panties emblazoned with unauthorized Royals logos. …

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