Newspaper article Pittsburgh Post-Gazette (Pittsburgh, PA)

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Newspaper article Pittsburgh Post-Gazette (Pittsburgh, PA)

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AS THE SONG GOES, you don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't pull the mask of the old Lone Ranger and now you don't mess around with a federal marshal, especially if she's jogging near River Avenue on the North Side and you come up behind her and pull down her running shorts. Very bad idea. The marshal, 5 feet 5 inches, gave chase and apprehended the man she says attacked her Tuesday evening - the 6-foot-4 Robert Flynn, 19, of Spring Garden. He was taken to the Allegheny County Jail and is charged with aggravated assault, escape, indecent assault and providing a false identification to officers. He is lucky that stupidity and unfamiliarity with Jim Croce songs are also not a crime.

WHEN IT COMES to bad choices, whoever released a story on Canadian websites that Pittsburgh Penguins captain Sidney Crosby had been arrested in Ottawa on driving-related charges made a large one. The well-mannered Penguins star seemed an unlikely person to be arrested, but that didn't stop the story from spreading far and wide. …

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