Newspaper article Pittsburgh Post-Gazette (Pittsburgh, PA)

A Tax on Bachelors? Why Not? 'There's One on Dogs'

Newspaper article Pittsburgh Post-Gazette (Pittsburgh, PA)

A Tax on Bachelors? Why Not? 'There's One on Dogs'

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Bachelor life in Pittsburgh can be tough. Unmarried men were once considered poor citizens, wedded to wickedness and vice. Years ago, some folks suggested a "bachelor tax." Such a levy would coerce a few of those nightclubbing men to get on their knees and pop the question.

It made sense to a man named Mr. Hennessey. "Why shouldn't there be a bachelor tax?" he asked in a 1907 Pittsburgh Press article. "There's one on dogs."

Unmarried Mr. Dooley took offense.

"I suppose ye expect next year to see me trottin' around with a leather collar an' a brass tag on me neck," he said.

Mr. Dooley was part of a fraternity of "comely bachelors" and considered himself quite a catch.

"Bein' very beautiful, we can afford to be haughty and peevish," he said. "It makes us more interestin'."

Using a tax to bully men into marriage was a terrible idea, said a Pittsburgh Press writer in 1921. Any man who could be driven to matrimony by such a tax "would lack the nerve and stamina necessary to make him a successful husband."

The wife of such a man, the writer continued, would certainly be annoyed that her husband's motivation for matrimony was not love and romance but an overwhelming desire to avoid paying a $5 tax bill. Forget about diamonds and pearls.

In 1902, a bachelor named Frank Harper expressed his frustration with women who continually asked him why he wasn't married. He suggested this reply:

"Madam, that query can be best answered by your own sex."

But Mr. Harper would never say such a thing. Bachelors, he said, are gentlemen.

Identifying unmarried men in a crowd was an issue addressed in a 1912 Pittsburgh Press story. One suggestion: Give bachelors special pins identifying them as unwed. Maybe it should be a law.

That wasn't good enough for Mary Coleman. "The distinguishing mark I'd suggest is a black necktie," she said. …

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