Newspaper article Pittsburgh Post-Gazette (Pittsburgh, PA)

No Hero Sandwich

Newspaper article Pittsburgh Post-Gazette (Pittsburgh, PA)

No Hero Sandwich

Article excerpt

If President Donald Trump were a sandwich, the recipe would call for an inch-thick slab of baloney to be placed between two stale slices of extra-white, extra-rich bread. This colon-clogger would be served with a side of cheesy lies and a dipping sauce made from clarified blubber, mixed with pure gall, and it would be flushed down with a magnum of overpriced Trump Meritage 2015.

This "Nero" sandwich, aptly named after another incompetent stumblebum, consumed daily, over the next four years, won't just super-size Uncle Sam, it'll kill him.

So, what can we Democrats do?

Shut down Caf Trump!

And how do we accomplish that?

By, once again, becoming the inclusive party of the people! Let's let go of the blame game, and quit condemning fellow Democrats for Hillary Clinton's defeat. …

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