Newspaper article Pittsburgh Post-Gazette (Pittsburgh, PA)

Welcome to Pothole, Pennsylvania

Newspaper article Pittsburgh Post-Gazette (Pittsburgh, PA)

Welcome to Pothole, Pennsylvania

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Home of the Pothole Pigeons who are undefeated

in pooping from the bridge into potholes.

Come to our Sunday after service dinner at the

Potholy Church for our special dishes:

we serve Pothole Pork Loins, Pothole Pot Roast,

Pothole Donuts, Pothole Whole Wheat Toast,

Pothole Holy Macaroni with Swiss Cheese,

or if you fancy something more exotic,

stop by Joline's Sometimes Open Diner where she whips

up Pothole Perogies, stuffed pigeons,

fresh road kill from accidents in the main drag

where we have a ten foot sink hole.

In our Pothole Museum you can view photos of all

the accidents caused by potholes:

some are in color, and we show one video of a pile

up near the Pothole Pottery Barn,

where you can watch the pots and ceramics fly

all over the town crashing into windows. …

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