More Wit and Wisdom
During his lifetime Will spoke, wrote and repeated thousands of jokes, one-liners and puns. Following are some of the most memorable:
"We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile."
"Heroing is one of the shortest life professions there is."
"There's no more independence in politics than there is in jail."
"A mother and a dog are the only two things that show eternal love."
"Do you think the pilgrims would have let Indians land, the way the Indians let the pilgrims land?"