Jimmy Fallon, Queen Latifah Go Nowhere Fast in Flat Comedy 'Taxi'
Gire, Dann, Daily Herald (Arlington Heights, IL)
Byline: Dann Gire Daily Herald Film Critic
1/2 star out of four
Queen Latifah Belle Williams
Jimmy Fallon Andy Washburn
Jennifer Esposito Marta Robbins
Ann-Margret Washburn's Mom
Gisele Bundchen Vanessa
Written by Robert Ben Garant, Thomas Lennon and Jim Kouf, based on the movie "Taxi" by Luc Besson. Produced by Luc Besson. Directed by Tim Story. A 20th Century-Fox release. Rated PG-13 (language, sexual situations and violence). Running time: 93 minutes.
In the annals of the all-time worst silver-screen comedies starring "Saturday Night Live" alumni, "Taxi" ranks right up there with the best of them.
Martin Short's "Jungle 2 Jungle" fares better than "Taxi." So does Jane Curtain's "How to Beat the High Co$t of Living." Even Julia Sweeney's "It's Pat!" -wait. That might be a tie.
"Taxi" stars Jimmy Fallon, the most recent "SNL" talent to fly the nest in quest of Hollywood stardom. He plays Andy, an incompetent goofball working as a New York City policeman. With half the IQ and 5 percent of the comic timing of "Naked Gun" cop Leslie Nielsen, Fallon's Andy wrecked three squad cars and created lawsuits. …