A Mass of Media; Covering Is Competitive
Byline: Bob Cohn, THE WASHINGTON TIMES
TURIN, Italy - About 10,000 accredited journalists are here at the Winter Olympics, a broad umbrella under which you will find writers, photographers, radio and television broadcasters, technicians, supervisors, assistants and the entire Canadian press corps.
They outnumber the athletes 4-to-1, and unbeknownst to those on the outside, they are involved in their own form of competition, a shadow Olympics, if you will. You won't see them, but some of these events are more dangerous than curling and much more interesting. Here's a behind-the-scenes peek:
Beat the bus: It's about an eight-minute walk from the main media center to the press buses, depending on your physical condition, how much stuff you're lugging around and when you last had the super-giant pizza slice. Competitors try to time their arrival just right and find a seat. Get there too early and you freeze, because the heat is off and the doors are open. Get there too late and you really freeze, because it's 20 minutes until the next bus.
The paisano pickup: Another bus event, a team competition. The bus that stops to pick up the most friends of the driver at non-designated stops is the winner.
The runaround: Thousands of volunteers and security people stand ready to serve. Most speak little or no English, nor have they been fully briefed on essential matters. Most of the journalists speak little or no Italian. In this competition, the object is to ask the simplest question - such as "Are we in Turin?" - and elicit the fastest response of "I don't know."
Sprint de fumar: Between the entrances of the print center and the main media center is about 45 feet of smog-filled outdoor space designated "Cancer Alley." This is where people, about 99.9 percent of whom are non-Americans, go to smoke. Competitors, that is Americans and other non-smokers only, try to get across as quickly as possible, holding their breath and most of all, trying to avoid getting a face full. …