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CAINER Dear Jonathan, My friend, who is very spiritual, constantlyrefers to the great change which is going to happen later this month when theEarth moves into the fourth dimension. I have not had a coherent explanation ofwhat that really means. Do you have any insights you can share? Freddie DearFreddie, They say we will enter the fifth dimension in 2012, so I suppose itmakes sense to visit the fourth first. At that rate, we'll be ready for thesixth in about 2017. Whether any of us will notice that these vital changeshave occurred, though, is a moot point..
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