Quirke, Antonia, New Statesman (1996)
The Stones of Muncaster Cathedral
BBC Radio 4 Extra
An afternoon play about a gentle, modern-day stonemason (played by Terry Molloy from The Archers) battling a possessed medieval gargoyle was clearly inspired by M R James, the great Victorian writer of supernatural fiction (29 September, 1.30pm). But as it also involved takeaway pizza and the sentence "That's totally crap, Keith" it could never be accused of too-blatant plagiarism.
Those familiar with James know that his stories of crosspatch academics visiting forgotten country houses are absolutely set: no sex, no marriage, just the slow setting down of buttered toast before the removal of dread-filled papers long locked in an antiquarian's briefcase.
Robert Westall's play ostensibly had this kind of thing in spades: the provincial town, the night-wanderings of the innocent, the bachelor clergyman, the deep suspicion of all things foreign. Here, the cause of all the trouble turned out to be an Italian. I can't recall if any of James's characters travel as far as Italy but they certainly venture now and again to the kind of eastern European hostelry happened upon by Peter Cushing in the Hammer movies--"Europe" as a snowcapped, stollen-heavy location with garlic flowers around the door that still manages to feel precisely like Berkshire. …