Throw a Six and You Might Get a Job

By Dunn, Peter | New Statesman (1996), January 15, 2001 | Go to article overview

Throw a Six and You Might Get a Job


Dunn, Peter, New Statesman (1996)


An ingenious board game has revived the luck of three friends, reports Peter Dunn

Thanks to Mike "The Mouth" Elliott and three Geordie drinking pals in Stonybroke, Workshyre, Tony Blair and other members of the Cabinet had the chance to spend Christmas on the dole -- although they don't seem to have been very grateful for the opportunity.

Stonybroke is the fictional town of Social Insecurity, a new board game about life's losers in the shark-infested deep end of Cool Britannia. The game, described as "Monopoly in reverse", was devised by three unemployed men-- Kevin Patterson, Mike Harris and the artist Peter Dixon -- over "a pint or three" in the Magnesia Bank, a pub in North Shields, not far from the Prime Minister's constituency of Sedgefield. The game was market-tested in the northeast in the run-up to Christmas and will be launched at the London Toy Fair at the end of this month.

It was Mike "The Mouth"-a comedian, militant miner in the film Billy Elliot and rough-hewn presenter for Gateshead's Century radio station -- who suggested sending the awesomely off-message game to the government's leaders, whose silence since has been eloquent. Social Insecurity, like its American counterpart Monopoly, is a child of economic depression, so deep-rooted now in the PM's homeland region that a recent Northern Echo splash warned that the north-south divide was in danger of becoming a chasm.

Where Monopoly was about resurgence through property deals and ruthless capitalism, Social Insecurity is tailored to the Blatcherite "no job is for life" philosophy that haunts people's nightmares even in the prosperous south. Stonybroke's eight cartoon characters -- they include a single mother, an eternal student and a beer-bellied Stan Blink based on Mike "The Mouth" -- bounce between benefit office, day centres and Job Centre interviews through an urban poverty-trap of pubs, cut-price shops, bookies, Chinese takeaways, predatory cab companies and bingo halls. Players start with a [pound]50 dole cheque and must accumulate [pound]1,000 in savings to win. It is a tough, cheerful game with few rewards and many fines for being poor in the first place. It is also for adults. One "penalty" is to miss a turn because your big toe gets stuck in a tap while having "a bath and a J Arthur".

There are startling similarities between the genesis of Monopoly and that of Social Insecurity. Monopoly was first sketched on a piece of kitchen oilcloth in 1930 by its inventor, Charles Darrow, a jobless heating salesman in Germantown, Pennsylvania. It was rejected by the giant board-game company Parker Brothers, which then changed its mind and made Darrow a millionaire. Social Insecurity was roughed out by Kevin Patterson on the back of a James Bond film poster that he had pinched from his sister. He showed it to his two friends in the Magnesia Bank and they worked on it over loads of pints for two years. It was rejected by a British firm, Winning Moves, because the company didn't want to run it against its own production of regional Monopolies, but was saved when Mike "The Mouth" persuaded Peter Duncan, now a London-based venture capitalist, to back it. …

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