There is no such thing as "the Queen's English." The property has gone into the hands of a joint stock company and we own the bulk of the shares!
-- Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar.
F REQUENTLY, in Australia, one has cloud-effects of an sort. We had this kind of scenery, finely staged, all the way to Ballarat. Consequently we saw more sky than country on that journey. At one time a great stretch of the vault was densely flecked with wee ragged-edged flakes of painfully white cloud-stuff, all of one shape and size, and equidistant apart, with narrow cracks of adorable blue showing between. The whole was suggestive of a hurricane of snowflakes drifting across the skies. By and by these flakes fused themselves together in interminable lines, with shady faint hollows between the lines, the long satin-surfaced rollers following each other in simulated movement, and enchantingly counterfeiting the majestic march of a flowing sea. Later, the sea solidified itself; then gradually broke up its mass into innumerable lofty white pillars of about one size, and ranged these across the firmament, in receding and fading perspective, in the similitude of a stupendous colonnade -- a mirage without a doubt flung from the far Gates of the Hereafter.
The approaches to Ballarat were beautiful. The