Harriet: Tad, wey you been?
Tad: I been over to de mill.
Harriet: Who you see dere?
Tad: A passel of niggers. Is you hear de news?
Harriet: Wuh news?
Tad: Blake an' Louisa done part. Blake is such a fool. You ain' hear de fun, is you?
Harriet: Wuh fun?
Tad: Dat one twis' horn cow of Blake's hook Louisa, an' she been moanin' an' groanin' an' Blake, a ole fool, send for a Doctor, a nigger, an' when he come instead of he axe Louisa how she feel an' 'zamine her, he went out in de yard an 'zamine de cow, an' den he went to de pizer where Louisa been layin' on a pallet an' he say, 'Sister, I think your cow'll git all right. She don't seems to have nothin' serious,' an Louisa all swell up an' git so hot about it she run de Doctor off, an' Blake tried to 'suade her he send for a cow Doctor kase a cow hook her, then she run Blake. A fool nigger show is a fool.