BY DR. GOLDSMITH
[SPOKEN BY MRS. BULKLEY IN THE CHARACTER OF MISS HARDCASTLE.]
Well, having stooped to conquer with success,
And gained a husband without aid from dress,
Still as a bar-maid, I could wish it too,
As I have conquered him to conquer you:
And let me say, for all your resolution, 5 That pretty bar-maids have done execution. Our life is all a play, composed to please;
'We have our exits and our entrances.'
The first act shows the simple country maid,
Harmless and young, of ev'rything afraid; 10 Blushes when hired, and with unmeaning action, 'I hopes as how to give you satisfaction.'
Her second act displays a livelier scene, --
Th' unblushing bar-maid of a country inn,
Who whisks about the house, at market caters, 15 Talks loud, coquets the guests, and scolds the waiters. Next the scene shifts to town, and there she soars,
The chop-house toast of ogling connoisseurs.
On Squires and Cits she there displays her arts,
And on the gridiron broils her lovers' hearts --20 And as she smiles, her triumphs to complete, E'en Common Councilmen forget to eat.
The fourth act shows her wedded to the Squire,
And Madam now begins to hold it higher;
Pretends to taste, at Operas cried caro! 25 And quits her Nancy Dawson1 for Che Faro:2
Doats upon dancing, and in all her pride,
Swims round the room, the Heinel3 of Cheapside;
Ogles and leers, with artificial skill,
Till, having lost in age the power to kill,
She sits all night at cards, and ogles at spadille.4
Such, through our lives, th' eventful history --
The fifth and last act still remains for me:
The bar-maid now for your protection prays,
Turns female barrister, and pleads for Bayes.535